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Thursday, May 18, 2006

Ode to Singaporean girls

I don't want to hear any comments about my infrequent blogging. Time is honies, and if that's the case I'm a busy little bee. Because chicks dig dudes with money, and that's no lie.

I'm really going to miss Singapore, it's one of the best places in the world to end up for the ladies. And if you don't agree with that, I will fight you!

Ahh, Singapore is the place to be man, the girls are cute, hot, take good care of themselves, chilled out, laid back, unpretentious, fun... what a big contrast to back home Melbourne.

Some people prefer Malaysian Chinese... ha! Losers! I definitely don't. Malaysian Chinese are basically like Mainlanders... except the fact that they are closer to Singapore gives them a bit more class. Ah Singaporean girls, how fine you are!

One week left in Singapore before going back to Oz, I almost want to cry. No time to lose... enough of this blogging business... Time to blast my music and tear stuff up!

gotta be there in the evenin'
Spruced up and lookin' in me prime.
Girls, come and kiss me;
Show how you'll miss me.
Singaporean girls, you're so fine

11 Comments:

  • At 10:05 PM, Laura Elliott said…

    Ah Alfredo- my favourite pasta! Would have loved to be back in Melbs to catch up with you! Enjoy your last week with the ladies you smooth operator. Love Laura

     
  • At 12:15 AM, El Ar - RANA said…

    Alfy, Singapore will miss you man.

    I'll conmemorate the last day in Singapore, every quarter, but not here; in Rawa.

    Cheers.

    LR ;)

     
  • At 10:17 AM, Simon said…

    Alfy

    dang dat some attitude... how could you say such a thing about Malaysian girls???

    ought to be careful, you might piss someone off one day!

    But i guess it doesn't make a difference for a 'bad-ass gangsta rapper' like you.

    See you when you get back bro!

    Simon

     
  • At 11:10 AM, Michelle said…

    I assure you that you will be homeless when you get back to Melbourne with that attitude. Kneel and beg for forgiveness for dissing us Malaysian Chinese!
    POS.

     
  • At 2:38 AM, Devrim said…

    Ya man,I hear you. Malaysian Chinese are no good... especially the bananas... even more so the Anzac ones. The ones I've met (Tee, Mish) are a complete waste of oxygen.

    On the other hand, I must point to Korea for beauty...

     
  • At 2:40 AM, alfy said…

    No bro... Korea would be ok but it's proximity to the Mainlanders offsets.

    Singapore is where it's at man... I think I'll need a massage, my neck is all sore from looking at every girl that walks down the street. It's like watching a flippin game of tennis.

     
  • At 10:37 AM, Devrim said…

    Alfy, thanks for proving that inside every gook is an american trying to get out.

     
  • At 10:52 AM, Michelle said…

    alfy needs exorcism

     
  • At 8:53 AM, alfy said…

    Mishie... mainlanders like you need class. That's why you are with a redneck like Simon.

    Dontcha wish your boyfriend was hot like me!

     
  • At 1:28 PM, s.o.j said…

    you are scoring on my list ;) Enjoy your last days on the sunny island...

     
  • At 10:49 PM, eva said…

    Alfy!!! I cannot believe you are leaving...one big reason lost for me to return to the land (well, city) of tofu and jasmine tea...:( Anyway, very best of luck downunder (or DownUnder, or Down Under (never know how to write it)) and hope to see you sometime again...cheers, mate:) eva

    PS: I haven't stopped wondering about that great CD we were listening to on Rawa... I went several times to shop for it, but saying that I am looking for a CD with great music that has something like "Whitechapel" on its cover turned out to be - surprise surprise - insufficient...:( Any remedy for my notoriously short memory?

     

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