My highlights and lowlights
Blogging is boring partly because the monkeys in charge lack the vision to make it exciting. But I know just what to do. Lists! Kinda like shopping lists but more exciting. Shopping lists are exciting too... nothing is more fun then spending the day at the Lacoste or Polo stores at Suntec City...
I've decided to rank my top 5 and worst 5.... to spice it up I will include friends in the lists that piss me off or make me happy. The rankings will change based on my mood and how my friends interact with me. See, who said blogging couldn't be fun.
Here we go:
Top 5:
- Coke; I'm always either drinking some or looking for some (to drink)
- Going to Phuket every weekend I can afford it
- Boogie time at MoS
- Blasting BEP till all the cupboards in the house rattle and my flatmates complain
- Macca's, especially after a long late night out
Worst 5:
- Mishie - cos i cant score chicks as hot as her
- Simon - cos he's going to finish his degree before me
- Digs - cos he is always trying to spoil my reputation with chicks i like and he got me drinking
- Kennif - cos of him I'm no longer welcome in HK
- UOB bank - credit collectors won't leave me alone... no means no you bastards, I'm not paying!
I've decided to rank my top 5 and worst 5.... to spice it up I will include friends in the lists that piss me off or make me happy. The rankings will change based on my mood and how my friends interact with me. See, who said blogging couldn't be fun.
Here we go:
Top 5:
- Coke; I'm always either drinking some or looking for some (to drink)
- Going to Phuket every weekend I can afford it
- Boogie time at MoS
- Blasting BEP till all the cupboards in the house rattle and my flatmates complain
- Macca's, especially after a long late night out
Worst 5:
- Mishie - cos i cant score chicks as hot as her
- Simon - cos he's going to finish his degree before me
- Digs - cos he is always trying to spoil my reputation with chicks i like and he got me drinking
- Kennif - cos of him I'm no longer welcome in HK
- UOB bank - credit collectors won't leave me alone... no means no you bastards, I'm not paying!

3 Comments:
At 7:28 PM, Devrim said…
I've created a monster!
At 9:18 PM, Jenny H. said…
They need your lists. You can convince them these are shopping lists, like "the third item on the Worst 5 list – found it when it was already a bargain, and it’s depreciated even more, worthless, regretting…"
At 3:28 PM, Michelle said…
you know i'm in your top 5 Alf!
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