Most Eligible Bachelor; Singapore

Do women 'sense' qualities in men? Indeed they do. Afterall it is no fluke that out of all the young healthy men of acceptable breeding age, I was chosen the most eligible bachelor in Singapore. Thanks Yings for helping people realize that the pie in the sky is right here under their nose.



How can you go wrong with a gangsta that's good with kids? The masses have spoken. The legend of "Alfy" grows... things always seem to work out for me, even though I go out of my way to screw them up.

My goal is that the legend of "Alfy" will grow so much that when you write me letters, you won't have to put an address. All you'll have to write is "Alfy" and everyone will know who I am, it'll come to me with utmost priority. Now that's power! Discuss amongst yourselves...