Home sweet home

Back home in Melbourne!
So glad to be back with my family and friends.

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ID Theft??

There are a couple of people I know who are freaking paranoid about identity theft. I hadn't put a great deal of thought into until recently when I considered if it could ever happen to me. In today's world where the internet is being used as a major tool for communication, how difficult could it possibly be to gain access to another persons personal information? It doesn't actually take much for somebody to look though your garbage or hack into your wireless network and gain access usernames and passwords for anything like bank account details or even blog account!

Have you ever thought about whether there is anybody out there who has gained access to any of your personal information? The number of identity theft cases has been growing. There are more and more cases where people's details have been stolen for the purpose of conducting a wide range of crimes including loan applications and purchasing goods from the internet.

Think about it…

Blog plagiarism!!!

While my entrance into the blogging community is fairly recent, I have picked up on a something that in my opinion reflects poor blog etiquette. If Singapore has taught me anything, it is to take everything in life very seriously... this includes blogs!!! Given that blogging is becoming a more important part of my life I feel as though I have a responsibility within the blogging community to initiate standards of best blog practice!

One of the things that has really bothered me is the fact that blog plagiarism is becoming rife! From my understanding, the value of blogs is to provide a means by which people can express their views about life. It really starts to bother me when I see fellow bloggers stealing ideas from the creators and passing them off as their own. At first I thought it was pretty funny to see the measures some people go to just to ‘get hits’, but when it finally happened to me I thought it was time to put my foot down!

C’mon bloggers, lets band together to put a STOP to blog plagiarism!

Recent examples:

The Beer Belly
Creator – Michelle
Thief – Devrim

Lâmb, the fragrance for women
Creator – Michelle
Thief - Brett

The worlds biggest burger
Creator – Me
Thief – Michelle

Heaven is a place on earth

I think I've found my own little slice of heaven; you stay classy, Pennsylvania.

Ode to Singaporean girls

I don't want to hear any comments about my infrequent blogging. Time is honies, and if that's the case I'm a busy little bee. Because chicks dig dudes with money, and that's no lie.

I'm really going to miss Singapore, it's one of the best places in the world to end up for the ladies. And if you don't agree with that, I will fight you!

Ahh, Singapore is the place to be man, the girls are cute, hot, take good care of themselves, chilled out, laid back, unpretentious, fun... what a big contrast to back home Melbourne.

Some people prefer Malaysian Chinese... ha! Losers! I definitely don't. Malaysian Chinese are basically like Mainlanders... except the fact that they are closer to Singapore gives them a bit more class. Ah Singaporean girls, how fine you are!

One week left in Singapore before going back to Oz, I almost want to cry. No time to lose... enough of this blogging business... Time to blast my music and tear stuff up!

gotta be there in the evenin'
Spruced up and lookin' in me prime.
Girls, come and kiss me;
Show how you'll miss me.
Singaporean girls, you're so fine

This is one bad-ass asian with attitude!

Spending a year in Singapore’s fast-paced corporate environment has seriously made me reconsider my aspiration of becoming an ‘international corporate hot shot’! This past year has really hit home the fact that spending all day in a corporate environment is no place for an aspiring bad-ass gangsta rapper like me! I need to get back to my roots, and there aint no place for that like sweet sweet Melbourne!

Inspired by the likes of Eminem, Cypress Hill and Snoop Doggy Dog, I plan on adding a new dimension to the Aussie hip-hop scene! Kinda like how some Christian rock bands sing about god – I’m gonna rap about the ongoing struggle an East Timorese/China man faces in the hip-hop industry! Most of songs will be either about myself or how much I love money… I’ll be busting out some bad-ass beats to the lyrics of “A to the motherf**kn Lay homeboy” and “Money, money is everything! It's the crack to the fiend It's the king to the queen It reigns supreme”.

Eminem showed the world that its kinda cool for a white-trash nobody to pretend to be black! I’m going to bring that edge to the Aussie music industry in the same kinda way!


Asians with attitude… that’s what its all about! When you get the fame… the chicks and the money seem to stick with you!

Word!

My highlights and lowlights

Blogging is boring partly because the monkeys in charge lack the vision to make it exciting. But I know just what to do. Lists! Kinda like shopping lists but more exciting. Shopping lists are exciting too... nothing is more fun then spending the day at the Lacoste or Polo stores at Suntec City...

I've decided to rank my top 5 and worst 5.... to spice it up I will include friends in the lists that piss me off or make me happy. The rankings will change based on my mood and how my friends interact with me. See, who said blogging couldn't be fun.

Here we go:

Top 5:
- Coke; I'm always either drinking some or looking for some (to drink)
- Going to Phuket every weekend I can afford it
- Boogie time at MoS
- Blasting BEP till all the cupboards in the house rattle and my flatmates complain
- Macca's, especially after a long late night out

Worst 5:
- Mishie - cos i cant score chicks as hot as her
- Simon - cos he's going to finish his degree before me
- Digs - cos he is always trying to spoil my reputation with chicks i like and he got me drinking
- Kennif - cos of him I'm no longer welcome in HK
- UOB bank - credit collectors won't leave me alone... no means no you bastards, I'm not paying!

Golf Courses

Haha, sounds like this golf course exists in the Kingdom of Devrim, wouldn't be surprised if he has a finger in this.

Most Eligible Bachelor; Singapore

Do women 'sense' qualities in men? Indeed they do. Afterall it is no fluke that out of all the young healthy men of acceptable breeding age, I was chosen the most eligible bachelor in Singapore. Thanks Yings for helping people realize that the pie in the sky is right here under their nose.



How can you go wrong with a gangsta that's good with kids? The masses have spoken. The legend of "Alfy" grows... things always seem to work out for me, even though I go out of my way to screw them up.

My goal is that the legend of "Alfy" will grow so much that when you write me letters, you won't have to put an address. All you'll have to write is "Alfy" and everyone will know who I am, it'll come to me with utmost priority. Now that's power! Discuss amongst yourselves...